I should really say “cold and bothered” …let me explain.
I’ve made an amazing discovery. While walking down the street on an exceptionally cold day last week, and bopping along to Belinda Carlisle’s ‘Heaven is a Place on Earth,’ I looked down at my dangling ipod headphones and saw that they were no longer dangling. They were… stiff.
Apparently, when it’s very cold out, ipod headphones lose their malleability.
But here is the amazing discovery…
I looked down at the headphones and the first thing that popped into MY head was:
Erection.
That’s right, I saw them and was immediately reminded of a hard-on.
Then, I laughed quietly to myself and readjusted the ear buds attached to my once flaccid headphone cords, just as Belinda was ending the second verse.
“In this world we’re just beginning, to understand the miracle of living.” AMEN to that sista.
So, if you ever happen to see me on the street on a cold day listening to my ipod… take comfort in the fact that I am definitely thinking about boners.
That is all…
